Renhala author Amy Joy Lutchen Guest Post + Contest!

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*Kermit Flail* Oh! Oh! I am ecstatic to share today’s guest post. We all need to place an order… or find a genie… cause Amy Joy Lutchen is on to something big! I want one or three. I would place my order right now. Can you imagine the world after her product takes off… though honestly… unless it was some sort of sim-bot it would prolly take off for realsie on me. lol My grammar would scare most anyone away.

What am I talking about? *points down* Read it! bwahahahah Then check out Amy’s urban fantasy Renhala and enter her giveaway too.

(((hugs))) Kat
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♥ Guest Post♥

The Product of Tomorrow!

by Amy Joy Lutchen

As I sat, thinking about what I should write for today’s post, it suddenly came to mind that I could finally write an article about what I’ve been fantasizing about lately. Sorry, it doesn’t involve hot bloodsucking vampires or the cute alien boy next door…It’s about something far more enticing to me right now, something obscure and well, just odd, I guess. I do realize that this might be considered inhumane, and I’d probably end up in a maximum security prison, but imagine the possibilities! What is this idea you ask?

Before I reveal my amazing and probably-not-worth-a-real-trademark product, I want you to imagine a world of perfect grammar, a world where reading is not interrupted by the incorrect usage of their and there, and where the oxford comma is used correctly to describe that those attending the party are strippers, Oprah, and Clinton. Is this perfect land where adverbs sparkle beautifully, and perfectly descriptive adjectives frolic on every page possible, you ask? Enough, you say? Tell you the product, you say? Drumroll please……….

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Errors in this post, you say? Remember, my product is yet to be approved by the Editors’ Association. It’s been mighty popular underground, though, I must say…

Thanks for reading, everyone! Please know that this ad was all for fun and I hope that you can come up with your own innovative products to make this world a better place. Feel free to comment below.

Disclaimer: Editor-on-a-Leash is not for naughty, Book Tart girls!!

♥ Amy

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renhalaRenhala

Release date: September 27th 2012 |
Publisher: Amy Joy Lutchen |
Genre: Urban Fantasy
Amy Joy Lutchen (Author)
ASIN: B009I3SO9E
ISBN-13:9780988281509|
Format: ebook

Kailey Rooke, timid accountant, dedicated to philanthropic work, finds herself spiraling into a deep depression after she suffers a horrifyingly odd and humiliating assault, to only discover more of these freakish assaults occurring across the globe.

A chance discovery leads Kailey to a meeting with elderly Gunthreon, actual master of persuasion. Gunthreon, who seems to know too much of Kailey’s history for her liking, opens Kailey’s eyes to a coexisting realm she never knew existed: Renhala, while entrusting her with the knowledge of her newfound power as karmelean, serving as a beacon to the Higher Ones. Kailey slowly starts revealing new talents, and Gunthreon is fascinated with what she starts achieving.

She soon discovers that Renhala is in danger, and this danger has been leaking into her own realm. As she uncovers secrets within herself, and attempts to toughen up, she fuses with an unlikely band of fellow travelers (including a dragon, woodsprite, six-hundred-pound greble, her faithful female canine companion, and a “giver”), falls into an unexpected love triangle, deals with her sexy and flirtatious best friend’s “issues,” and finds the courage to master a new deadly weapon.

On her mission to save Renhala, Kailey will find herself running from life-threatening disasters, such as greble Tartarin, who likes to remind Kailey that when he catches her, he plans on eating her brains with ice cream; she’ll run from the deadly meeples: small cute bunnies with talons and an undeniable thirst for imposing self-destruction on others. Kailey will also run into the possibility that a centuries-old Renhalan rumor is true, that advanced technology existing in Kailey’s realm shortens all life spans.

As blood is shed and puzzles near completion, Kailey pulls from deep within herself, conjuring up mystical qualities that enable her to astonish as once predicted at her birth, but despite the newfound strength, Kailey will discover that monsters not only come in ugly packages, but can be easily disguised as those she has come to love and trust.

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Amy Joy LutchenMore Amy:

Born in Chicago, Illinois, a few days prior to watching her first movie, at a drive-in theater. Yes, drive-in theater. And yes, her mother believed she was possessed by the devil after said first movie.

Grew up in the Chicagoland area and graduated from the University of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana, where she simply became a number, but decided it was a good number.

Loves cooking (mostly candy-cooking), gardening (putting holes in the ground for perennials, DONE!), designing and constructing jewelry (everything from silversmithing to lampworking), and living with her wonderful husband, two children, black Labrador, and frog—and maybe even the chipmunk family that likes to destroy her aforementioned perennials.

Also hopes that you enjoy her writings, and won’t criticize her for her aversion of eating things in multiples of three.

 

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18 Replies to “Renhala author Amy Joy Lutchen Guest Post + Contest!”

  1. What a fascinating book! Renhala sounds like an intriguing world. Love urban fantasy and will be adding this book to my TBR list. Thanks for the great giveaway.

    1. Renhala is very special to me. There’s lots of real-life stories buried deep inside, and the writing of the book was a very good therapeutic jam session, I must say. Hopefully you’ll get the chance to read it! Good luck with the giveaway!

  2. This looks so great! Thanks for sharing with us! I adore that cover as well.
    Books like this make me wonder whether the author had any influence from friends and family while writing it.
    Thanks for the giveaway!
    mestith at gmail dot com

  3. I know Amy and she’s awesome! She already knows I feel in love with Renhala from the chapters and introduction already! <3

    And I loved,, in here, specially these excerpts:

    "something obscure and well, just odd, I guess. I do realize that this might be considered inhumane, and I’d probably end up in a maximum security prison, but imagine the possibilities!

    s this perfect land where adverbs sparkle beautifully, and perfectly descriptive adjectives frolic on every page possible, you ask?

    Let your editor handle the sentence fragments and miscommunication that spews from your mouth or pen. They like shaking their head and waving their finger at your nonsensical mumbo-jumbo. That’s what they’re there for!"

    AMY, BELOVED, U DESERVE THAT THE STARS SHINE AND SPARKLE FOR U AND ALL THE SUCESS IN THE WORLD AND EVEN MORE. BLESSED BE. <3

    PS. IT'S FULL MOON! O

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