Me: Welcome! oh my goodness, oh my goodness! The Red Queen (AKA author Dorothy F. Shaw!) is here! *beams* Come on in. Welcome to Tartlandia. *shoves laundry to the end of the couch* Take a seat please. Can I get you something to drink? Water, soda, tea, coffee… something festive? I’m indulging in a strawberry daquiri.
Dorothy: I would love a Jameson on the rocks please. *Grins*