Me: Sascha! It’s finally arrived. The day has finally come. It’s our playdate. *Kermit flail* Come on in and make yourself at home. My virtual couch is comfy and has lotsa room. Oh! Can I get you anything to drink? Coffee, green tea, water, something stronger?
Sascha: We’ll need lots of room because I…take up space with my sexlexia. And definitely, bourbon.
Me: Sexlexia… I hope there’s no cure. 😛
*hands Sascha his drink and sinks onto the couch* So darlin’ hows your summer been? Right now I’m visiting the East coast and I’m not enjoying this type of heat… It makes me want to wear way less clothes. *blush*
Sascha: Nothing wrong with less clothes. In fact, why don’t you sit on my lap.
Me: *bops Sascha with pillow* Bad Boy!
Soooo you ARE the Bad Boy of Romance… and very much a man *pets Sascha’s shoulder* writing in my favorite genre, a genre that seems to be predominately written by women… romance! And steamy erotic romance at that! *snuggles closer on the couch* you like being surrounded by women right? Romance readers are nice. *nods*
Sascha: I’m damn good with a flock of women…
Me: What are you working on now and where would you recommend a newbie start with your stories… oh! and what’s available next for your readers?
Sascha: Right now I’m trying to expertly NOT kill myself over several projects, all of which are in the romance genre. Starting with building a relationship with my editors at both Decadent Publishing and my new editor at Red Sage, because I have two books in edits. The first is Paula’s Craving, a contemporary romance.
♥ After an emotionally torrential meeting, can Paula show Ryan what it means to love? Or will the high school crush be all they have?
♥ Endangered is my first paranormal ménage romance for Red Sage and is the story of a trio finding comfort in the love they develop for each other even as the world tries to break them.
Me: Those sound good! Finish them and come back to visit me.
Oh! Do you like to wear socks? What’s your favorite flavor jelly bean? What was the last costume you wore? How do you keep your hair so shiny? Have you ever been salsa dancing and do you tie good knots? *gasps for breath* AND *gasp* and how are you with run on questions? 😀
Sascha: I hate shoes in general, except high heels, thigh highs over socks. Not a jelly bean fan any longer… Last costume? I think I might have been an author once… Conditioner, no salsa dancing unless you count the horizontal mambo…I can tie a knot that will make you cum. As for run on questions, shall I get the rope?
Me: *giggles* very very good!
Now tell me a story please or a short poem maybe starting with…
Me: *Hides face in pillow* Oh My! I think I need a nap now…. mmmmm 😉
Ok hon… there’s just time enough for a quickie… who am I kidding. There’s always time for a quickie!
- Last book you read?: can’t remember the title, google it. It was Tohrment’s book. Yeah I’m a BDB fan.
- How tall are you 6’0
- Last show you watched or tivod?: Luther
- If you were a super hero what powers would you have?: That’s a very good question.
- Whats your favourite pizza topping?: Think I’m in love with Canadian Bacon
- Chocolate or vanilla?: Rocky Road of course..
- Night owl or morning person? : thanks to my bad heart, a morning person I am not, but I’ll play either way…
- How many hats do you own? Two, both fedoras. I wear them daily
- Can you curl your tongue? I can curl my fingers…
- Who was the last person to send you a text message?? Can’t tell…but it was because of my sexlexia…
Me: lol Thank you so much for keeping me company and playing today!
Sascha: What? No post coital cigar? *snicker*
Me: <g> I’ll share my chocolates 😉
The Queen of Tarts
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